THE BIT
The elevator is broken. The stairs still go up.
An orange office coin discovers that the promised elevator opens directly into a brick wall, so the climb begins.
The elevator is broken. The stairs still go up.

THE BIT
An orange office coin discovers that the promised elevator opens directly into a brick wall, so the climb begins.
RESERVED MINT · NOT LAUNCHED
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The mint keypair was generated locally. A reserved address is not an on-chain token until the creator signs a launch transaction.
TODAY'S SPARK
Michael Saylor: “I was told there would be an elevator.” ↗This project is an independent parody inspired by a public post. It is not affiliated with or endorsed by the post's author.